1 - The best part of the entire vacation was: "stealing shampoo off the maid's cart."
2 - The traffic was terrible because: "everyone is driving in the same direction to get to their tv shows."
3 - The hot tub: "is awesome, we really need to get one at home."
On the plane on the way back to Detroit, she got out her crayons and drew a picture. When she was done, I asked her to tell me about it: "This is me in the pool in a floaty. That's you in the hot tub and that red thing is a big glass of red wine for you." Mind you, I drank plenty of wine but never in the hot tub. Which leads me to the only logical conclusion: she can now read my mind and knows exactly what I'm thinking and wishing for.
On the plane on the way back to Detroit, she got out her crayons and drew a picture. When she was done, I asked her to tell me about it: "This is me in the pool in a floaty. That's you in the hot tub and that red thing is a big glass of red wine for you." Mind you, I drank plenty of wine but never in the hot tub. Which leads me to the only logical conclusion: she can now read my mind and knows exactly what I'm thinking and wishing for. I think that about sums up our trip. Stay tuned as next time I plan to share with you an exhaustive list I have been keeping for about 2 years called, "Shit Sadie Says". It promises not to disappoint.

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