1 - The best part of the entire vacation was: "stealing shampoo off the maid's cart."
2 - The traffic was terrible because: "everyone is driving in the same direction to get to their tv shows."
3 - The hot tub: "is awesome, we really need to get one at home."
On the plane on the way back to Detroit, she got out her crayons and drew a picture. When she was done, I asked her to tell me about it: "This is me in the pool in a floaty. That's you in the hot tub and that red thing is a big glass of red wine for you." Mind you, I drank plenty of wine but never in the hot tub. Which leads me to the only logical conclusion: she can now read my mind and knows exactly what I'm thinking and wishing for.

I think that about sums up our trip. Stay tuned as next time I plan to share with you an exhaustive list I have been keeping for about 2 years called, "Shit Sadie Says". It promises not to disappoint.
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